Chickapin Parish

This is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:02:45 -0400

This is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen.

mscoolcat: tangiblesoul: trynabecarefree: That little girl at...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:57:41 -0400

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

This is my mom’s favorite commercial because of the little girl at the end.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:43:21 -0400

I can always tell I’m in need of comfort when I have the desire to watch endless episodes of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:09:36 -0400

I can always tell I’m in need of comfort when I have the desire to watch endless episodes of Roseanne.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: death-limes: vaspim2k13: On Monday,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:08:54 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

yousayperfect-isaystreep: for-southendgirls: Helen Mirren: Not...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:03:42 -0400

yousayperfect-isaystreep:

for-southendgirls:

Helen Mirren: Not dealing with your misogynistic bullshit since 1975.

her face, lol….

"It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:46:26 -0400

“

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

”

- -delacroix

(via plainviews)

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:39:07 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

gadaboutgreen: wocinsolidarity: And even a bonus slide for...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:38:38 -0400

gadaboutgreen:

wocinsolidarity:

And even a bonus slide for any remaining queries:

Share amongst your friends.

Um… Hi! Some of us are Middle Eastern, and if you want to suggest that we aren’t subjected to racism, I think you probably suck.

"Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:36:48 -0400

“Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive events with clarity; to look into the gates of paradise; to completely enjoy whatever you might be doing; to smile so hard that your jaw muscles get tired. Being high is to laugh at the silliest things; to understand things that have seemed absurd before; to have the aloofness of a cat; to afford a kinship with god. To be intoxicated with marijuana makes every superlative seem within your grasp. Being high makes life seem terribly good. Being high is simply grand.”

- John Rosevear (via shutslame)
Except for those people it just causes panic attacks in. Yeah.
(via fatanarchy)
And except for those people who dissociate and are in great danger when they are high

viciousdoughnut: i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:35:14 -0400

viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

"As a modern wife, I walked a tight rope between tradition and progress, and usually, I failed, by..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:34:04 -0400

“As a modern wife, I walked a tight rope between tradition and progress, and usually, I failed, by one outsider’s standards or another’s. But I figured out that neither winning nor losing count for women like they do for men. We women are the one’s who transform everything we touch. And nothing on earth is higher than that.”

- Roseanne (via eatthechickenfrommyhat)
I know she’s done and said some problematic shit, and I won’t ever forget that. She still has something to offer to the world.

"People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:23:59 -0400

“People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.”

- (via fuckinq)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:22:17 -0400

showslow: Neon Art Installations by Lee Jung

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:03:32 -0400

showslow:

Neon Art Installations by Lee Jung

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + foreshadowing

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:59:12 -0400

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + foreshadowing

"my english is broken. on purpose. you have to try harder to understand me. breaking this language..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:57:23 -0400

“my english is broken.
on purpose.
you
have to try harder to understand
me.
breaking this language
you so love
is my pleasure.
in your arrogance
you presume that i want your skinny language.
that my mouth is building a room for
it
in the back of my throat
it is not.”

- i have seven different words for love, you have one, that makes alot of sense, nayyirah waheed (via nayyirahwaheed)

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:55:30 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:51:51 -0400

"for how many years have you gone through the house shutting the windows, while the rain was still..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:32:10 -0400

“

for how many years have you gone through the house
shutting the windows,
while the rain was still five miles away

and veering, o plum-colored clouds, to the north
away from you

and you did not even know enough
to be sorry,

you were glad
those silver sheets, with the occasional golden staple,

were sweeping on, elsewhere,
violent and electric and uncontrollable—

and will you find yourself finally wanting to forget
all enclosures, including

the enclosure of yourself, o lonely leaf, and will you
dash finally, frantically,

to the windows and haul them open and lean out
to the dark, silvered sky, to everything

that is beyond capture, shouting
i’m here, i’m here! now, now, now, now, now.

”

- Mary Oliver