1. I went to see The Master, and if you don’t walk away thinking that movie is about repressed homosexual desire, you are probably just a giant closet case.
2. I’m rewatching Battlestar Galactica because AWESOME, and do you all remember that Mary McDonnell is like the most beautiful creature on earth?
3. Lol at male feminists. This shit isn’t about you. Shut the fuck up.
4. To anyone who is confused, social workers, medical professionals, and teachers are mandated reporters of child abuse and neglect. Please, PLEASE encourage them to ask questions.
5. I watched a video of a baby panda getting scratched on the chin, and just… wow.
6. Hoodie weather on approach.
7. How do you people not realize constantly denying your gayness to gay people will make everyone think you are gay (and homophobic)?
8. I need to change the address on my voter registration.
9. SODA STREAM
10. My dog is so fucking manipulative.